Vladimir The Competent vs Joe-Donald Duck

If “troll” and “bot” are all you’ve got,
Though these you’ve never seen:
Imaginary, truly scary,
Yellowing your spleen;
You faint of heart just quake and fart
At your blank TV screen,
And this should scare the Russian bear,
You think, ‘cause you’re so mean.

Michael Murry, "The Misfortune Teller," Copyright © 2020